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The Fox Biz Christmas card

The Fox Business Network‘s Christmas card arrived in the mail Wednesday. The cover had the face of CNBC’s Jim Cramer on the body of the Grinch with a Christmas ornament that had the CNBC logo on it broken in half.

To the tune of Mr. Grinch, here is what it said:

“You’re a mean one, Mr. Cramer; You rant and rave every day; You told us all that Bear was fine, there’s nothing more to say, Mr. Cramer; Take your money out of the market right now is what you said on Today!

“You’re a mean one, Mr. Cramer; You put fear in your viewer’s minds; You said to buy Wachovia, how can you look ’em in the eye Mr. Cramer; Can’t believe you told us all to — buy, buy, buy!

“Now FOX Business is the place to be; We’ll make sense of it all for you; We don’t believe in fear mongering, we only stick to the truth, unlike Cramer; FOX Business Network — is your place for business news!”

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  • FBN is to CNBC what Microsot's Zune is to Apple's IPOD. If "Fast Money is the "Rat Pack" FBN is The Jonas Brothers. What were you thinking Eric Bolling when you left "The Pack"? Lets not forget its FBN's " Daddy" Newscorp that publishes the New York Post as well. That would make CNBC The Washington Post. This all leads to Fox Five and their politically BIASED news reporting. Jim Cramer in his unorthodox and bombastic style is wrong at times, but at least he doesn't tow the "company line" or LIE.

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