The Fox Business Network‘s Christmas card arrived in the mail Wednesday. The cover had the face of CNBC’s Jim Cramer on the body of the Grinch with a Christmas ornament that had the CNBC logo on it broken in half.
To the tune of Mr. Grinch, here is what it said:
“You’re a mean one, Mr. Cramer; You rant and rave every day; You told us all that Bear was fine, there’s nothing more to say, Mr. Cramer; Take your money out of the market right now is what you said on Today!
“You’re a mean one, Mr. Cramer; You put fear in your viewer’s minds; You said to buy Wachovia, how can you look ’em in the eye Mr. Cramer; Can’t believe you told us all to — buy, buy, buy!
“Now FOX Business is the place to be; We’ll make sense of it all for you; We don’t believe in fear mongering, we only stick to the truth, unlike Cramer; FOX Business Network — is your place for business news!”
