Fox Business Network sends out a Christmas card each year. In recent years, it’s taken shots at CNBC and Jim Cramer.
Here is this year’s card, which is more low-key:
Inside, it reads:
(Sung to the tune of “A Holly Jolly Christmas”)
Have the Power to Prosper in business
When you watch FBN
You never know, when Gasparino
Will break news so tune in
Have the Power to Prosper in business
When you watch Cavuto on FBN
Say hello to execs you know
And learn the latest trends
The best way
To start your day
Is with Stuart Varney live
Sandra and Brian in the business block
Gerri Willis at five
Have the Power to Prosper in business
And in case you didn’t hear
It’s great big news
For our viewers
Lou Dobbs will be here in the New Year!
