The annual Fox Business Network Christmas card arrived in the mail on Thursday, and as usual, the network did not disappoint.
The cover shows a CNBC-logoed turkey ready to be eaten, and a Fox in a Santa Claus hat. (Last year’s card featured CNBC’s Jim Cramer as the Grinch.) The presents have a tag with the name of a Fox Business Network show.
Inside are the following lyrics, to the tune of “Jingle Bell Rock”:
FBN, FBN, FBN rocks
Making business news easy for you
Viewers on Main Street see that business is fun
And now we’re shinin’ on Cablevision.
FBN, FBN, FBN rocks
Our shows get the scoop on top business news
We start with Jenna and Connell on Imus’ show
Alexis is next, talkin’ to CEOs.
FBN, FBN, FBN rocks
We’re there on the scene to tell you what it all means
We deliver it better than the other guys
Up to speed on the crisis and Dow rise.
FBN, FBN, FBN rocks
We’ve got big stars in our midst that you won’t wanna miss
From Cavuto to Claman and now that Stossel is ’round
We’ve got the best business team in town.
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They should've enlisted some of Fox Corps spinmeisters if they'd wanted to be REALLY creative.
...at least this year its a good drawing